10:17 PM - Friday, August 29, 2008
kayyyyyyyyyyy, since the blog's so dead, let's share some lame jokes.
1. On a helicopter, there was mohd ghandi, george bush and michael jackson, who were going to save some children on an island. On the way back however, the helicopter was about to crash and there were a limited number of parachutes. So this was what they said:GHANDI: SAVE THE CHILDREN!BUSH: FUCK THE CHILDREN! (no offence)JACKSON: REALLY? NOW?2. This was what happened in my friend's school. Girl A (Chinese) was eating. Girl B (Indian) came over to kope some. So this was what she said:A: THAT'S NOT HALAL.C (my friend): SHE'S INDIAN!A: SO?3. Put a cow in the North Pole. Guess a shoe brand.ANSWER: NEW BALANCE (因为牛被冷死)4. 有一天,小牛到小鸡的家玩耍。回到家时,大牛发现鸟牛被打得鼻青脸肿,便问他发生了什么事。小牛便回答道:小牛:今天我到了小鸡的家,领走前便和小鸡挥手道别,说了:“小鸡,bye~ 小鸡,bye~”-SJAB-